正牌 "法國大餐" -- 多舊魚!

應該好好食!
(希望 Toronto 都有啦!)

《福佳始終有你》

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惡搞版歌詞：

鋪鋪膠都彷彿泥濘 撻到你好應 成全這懵董變巨星
ＩＱ唐開Show都爆笑 免費派飛了
盈餘計錯　就愛亂 Fing!
期望坦克碌豬取勝　 得到了絕症 金紫荊章填命
無能人士亂嗡也力拼 是誰埋沒馬力　 做賣國精英

福佳始終有你！（福佳始終有你！）
拍馬屁聲響足一世紀
普選偏偏冇我？ (普選偏偏冇我？)
八萬五驚喜慘於去死
當底褲！當絲襪！當胸圍！
傲慢冷嘲各種冤氣 不捨不棄
陪笑了不起　福佳始終有你！
天星鐘追憶起暴動 同志勿有感應
和諧靠你　亂掟菠蘿
期望坦克碌豬取勝　得到了絕症
金紫荊章填命
無能人士亂嗡也力拼
是誰埋沒馬力　做賣國精英

坦克碌豬靠你！（福佳始終有你！）
拍馬屁聲響足一世紀
普選偏偏冇我？ (普選偏偏冇我？)
八百張飛選多一世紀
玩謝你 送酒席 送主席
傲慢冷嘲各種冤氣 不捨不棄
陪笑了不起

坦克碌豬靠你！(國︰毛主席在這裡)
拍馬屁聲響足一世紀 (玩謝你～Yeah )　
普選偏偏冇我？(國︰Anson Chan 在哪裡？)
八百個選委選一世紀
三謝禮 拜天地 葬天地
傲慢冷嘲各種冤氣 不捨不棄
陪笑了不起 福佳始終有你！


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好好笑, 好生鬼, 好抵死, 但係聽落諗落好悲哀. 尤其係睇呢首歌的 mv 在 youtube 播放到天星鐘樓熄燈跟住被拆捨, 胸口有一陣陣心酸心痛的感覺.

昨晚開始睇不同網站 including facebook 的留言. 好多人都話聽惡搞版正過原裝版. 聞說在 youtube, 惡搞版已超過 500,000 點激! 而原裝版只有幾萬點激而已.

無他, 原裝版已被定性為 propaganda, 市民大眾已先入為主沒有好感. 而惡搞版 (不論那一個) 卻帶來不少共鳴.

我相信, 如果我作為已移居海外的港人看了惡搞版有如此反應的話, 仍住在香港的港人, 第一身經歷 “八萬五”, “負資產”, SARS, “禽流感” 和 “高官笨夾廢”等等會有甚麼感想??


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A good site for reference is: http://plastichk.blogspot.com/

Lyrics Version 2 as below:


歌詞：


乜都改改彷彿易事 制度轉千次
成全李憤長與飯焦
分心打機都好沉迷 創造了英語
羅羅李李　合併超勁！
唐突蘿柚谷爆好句 高雅o既樂趣
失禮香江最精無聊
場合大小也力拼
是誰陪伴馬力　 望下屆高升?

煲呔搵工靠你！(I will get the job Done！）
拍馬屁聲響足一世紀
科水偏偏有我？ (普選偏偏冇我？)
廿萬送俾風水佬較飛
送底褲 送絲襪 送胸圍
變態社會上位演戲 不捨不棄 淫褻了不起 (福佳始終有你！）

覆邦傾家愛國條文 孽瘤納稅專政
和諧靠你 付上生命
明目張膽中指取勝　 開會瞓住聽
金紫荊章照拎
無能人士亂嗡也力拼
是誰陪伴馬力　 望下屆高升?

煲呔搵工靠你！(I will get the job Done！）
拍馬屁聲響足一世紀
普選偏偏冇我？ (普選偏偏冇我？)
八百張飛選多一世紀
玩謝你 送酒席 送主席
傲慢冷嘲各種冤氣 不捨不棄
陪笑了不起

福佳始終有你！(國︰現在老闆是誰？)
拍馬屁聲響足一世紀
普選偏偏冇我？(等廿世～Yeah）(國︰我的票在哪裡？)
八百張飛選多一世紀
三謝禮 拜天地 葬天地
傲慢冷嘲各種冤氣 不捨不棄
陪笑了不起 福佳始終有你！


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另有64主題曲版:

坦克車隊通宵圍城 , 斷絕了呼應
和平天安企滿士兵, 軍隊三更開始屠城
泯滅了本性 , 難忘身邊血染弟兄
民運當天北京爭拼
總理要做證 死傷千百條命
人牆無懼大軍也力拼
未曾流下眼淚, 自動去請纓

開鎗始終有理?
十萬個屍體燒一世紀
軍隊坦克無錯? 事後又發表只得兩死
講就信 你估係 馬主席
地下有知各種鬼魅
番生搵你 來作證生死 屍底始終墊你

高官貪污貪足全程
遍地也響應 農民半世尚欠安定
民運當天北京爭拼
總理也做證 官商勾結繁盛
人民無論大小也力證
任誰挪用稅項 步步有高升

貪污始終有理? 廿萬個貪官貪心到死
俾番些少過我!
十二月冷冬認真惡頂
等運到 無耕地 快乞食
局住吔雞 吔左先算 沙士不理
傳遍香港地
點先衰得過你
五十萬上街媽聲四起
紫荊公開派貨
著數就無份迫金要俾
倒垃圾 掃街道 聽天命
剩下兩蚊 債款高企 餐廳執尾
捱到半生死
董董多得了你 !


Source: 肥醫生@西九龍貧民區 http://doctorfat.wordpress.com/

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心中現在百感交雜, 未能盡錄.

Fusion Dish inside a Chinese Restaurant in Boston Chinatown

Jessica 在 Wellesley College 的畢業禮之後, 輝少晚上在波士頓華埠的喜臨門請食晚飯.

喜臨門是一家吃正宗廣東菜的酒家. 菜餚質素頗好; 而今晚的中途, 伙記捧上一碟令我頗為驚喜的菜式. 兩塊煎至八成熟的西冷牛扒, 切成條狀擺回完形, 放在煮好了的芥蘭上面, 再用蠔油汁 "封" 了之後上碟. 西餐材料, 中式煮法, 立即讓我想起 "Fusion" 這個字.

呢碟菜的名字可以叫做 "蠔皇芥蘭煎封西冷牛扒".

見笑.

Flight to Boston from Buffalo ... Nice Trip With A Slight Glitch

First time flying to the US from the US (not Canada). Perfect weather to drive to Buffalo in order to fly JetBlue to Boston. Only US$60 per ticket (at that price you can't even cover the tax and security charge if you fly out of Toronto!).

Everything was perfect until we arrive at the runway to get ready to take off. As per the pilot, there was an error message in the computer and we had to head back to the terminal in order to find out what happened.

Turned out to be a faulty part which had to be replaced. So we had to disembark the plane and wait. Had lunch at the terminal while waiting.

We finally took off at 2:30pm and arrived in Boston an hour later. The Embraer 190 is much smaller than the Airbus A320, but the seats are wider and legroom is not bad too.

While working, what is the hearse driver thinking (... and doing in addition to driving??)

While merging into northbound 404 yesterday, I actually "merged" into a funeral procession -- you know, the typical North American standard type: Police cars with red flashing lights in the front, the hearse with purple flashing lights (why are they using purple? and when did this start?) following, then followed by the grieving family's limo, then other family members, relatives and friends, etc.

Minding my own business, I got out of the right lane and took off onto the passing lane and picked up speed to pass the procession. When I came up to the hearse, I looked over and saw that there was the driver but no one was sitting next to him. This started me thinking......

1. Hmmm... only him and the casket (with the deceased inside obviously!);
2. In addition to driving, what else would he be doing/thinking?
3. Would he be listening to some music on CD?
4. If not, it would be "dead quiet"! (No pun intended).
5. In that case, would he try to carry on a mental dialogue with his "passenger"?
6. If the music was on, what genre of music would the driver be listening to?
7. Classical (the most obvious choice)? Jazz? Easy listening? Rock n' Roll? Or even heavy metal?? How about Chinese opera (if the passenger was an old Chinese senior)???
8. If it's radio instead of CD, would it rather be 680News for up to the minute traffic and weather? Or NewsTalk 1010 CFRB?? Or even some sports radio like Fan590 for sports updates???

I know I know, some wierd thoughts you would say. But I think sometimes it's worth thinking about!

Photo Credits (From top):
http://www.hearse.com
www.sptimes.com

繼續毓民 - Market Village Forum 及 珠海校友會晚飯

Both functions were awesome! I just got home from the dinner and have to go to bed as soon as possible in order to get up really early tomorrow preparing for Mother's Day Sunday Service. So I will write more about today's events later ...... perhaps tomorrow or Monday.

但是心情實在是興奮. 套用今晚司儀謝振漢先生所說, 聽毓民講野真是有如沐春風之感.

毓民棟篤串笑爆咀 Show - May 10, 2007

無得傾, 兩個字: 好正!

毓民雖是 "荳沙喉", 但是說話快慢有序, 抑揚頓錯, 真的攝住不少聽眾的耳朵和心.

毓民更 personate 了"四眼佬" (李嘉誠) 和 "溫總" (溫家寶). 扮 "四眼佬" 唔難, 講下潮州口音廣東話便可以. 但毓民扮 "溫總" 就是一絕! 講野超慢, 仲要遞起隻右手, "攤"大隻手板一副溫文面孔. 超似! 勁好笑!!

兩個小時的騷, 當中加插了多倫多第一台幾位 DJ 的同場表演攪氣氛. 觀眾當然開心. 但是毓民講野實在太生動, 一 D 都唔悶. 若可講多一個鐘就仲正!

昨晚毓民講了兩句說話, 觀眾聽來好笑, 但卻相當真實. 如果不是當天被俞琤炒, 就沒有今天的際遇 (做網台, 組政黨, 做棟篤串). "God closes the door, but He will open the window!"

忽發奇想. 毓民做了主內弟兄, 如果有日佢蒙召傳道, 個個星期日用棟篤串形式講耶穌, 必可吸引更多人慕道矣!

毓民 - 多倫多 - Media Conference

Such a nice surprise that the media conference was announced thru AM770 this morning and it would be opened to public, not just to media.

Being a fan of Yuk Man, I juggled my time and showed up at the event held at the Asian Kitchen (3160 Steeles Ave. East, Markham).

今早在會場聽毓民講野已是十分精彩. Can't wait 到明晚 "棟篤串" 的時候!

Should be a great event tomorrow night!

3rd Annual Richmond Hill Mayor's Prayer Breakfast - May 8, 2007

So I was invited to go to the Mayor's Prayer Breakfast yesterday morning at the Premiere Ballroom & Convention Centre. Music was great. The speech was great with David Mainse (see photo) as the feature speaker. Even the parting given was great too - a book called "The Difference Maker" by John Maxwell.

But one problem: I arrived at the venue 30 minutes late which was totally unintended. The night before I was told that the event would start at 7:30am. So I simply arrived at that time finding the parking lot was totally full, leaving me no choice but to park at the Sheraton Parkway.

Walking into the banquet hall already filled with some 600 people in the middle of their breakfast, I found myself totally embarrassed especially for the fact that I had to walk to the middle (towards the front) of the hall where our table was situated. In addition, the reason of my embarrassment for the fact that I know so many important people there.

So I found my table, with 9 pairs of eyes looking at me amusingly (as if all were accusing me why I was late to such an important event which was attended by a lot of local important dignitaries including John Tory).

So I asked him why he told me (over the phone) the night before that the event started at 7:30am. He said "no", he said he told me 7am during our phone conversation. Well, this is literally another case of "羅生門" and with 7 other people (excluding his wife) being punctual, I was on the disadvantageous end.

But as I told Spence last night, this guy definitely has this "pre-ex" condition in not speaking clearly, part of the problem being his voice too low. I have found him in 2 instance of speaking unclearly during announcement after Sunday service. One being "地庫" but I heard "地府" (Spence heard that too) and another which I forgot exactly what it was but pretty hilarious too.

Well, if this is the problem, then it is pretty easy to fix: Learn to speak clearly pal!

But Spence and Cyn both pointed out a bigger potential problem: He knew the event started at 7 (and he was there at 7!) but he told me 7:30. Now this is HUGE PROBLEM because considering the position he is holding, this kind of absent-mindness can cause big trouble.

Is he too busy with too much on his plate and that's why he got all the things mixed up?? I don't know.

So help him God.

My Prayer Has Been Answered! Pet Care Insurance

Photo credits: rulingcatsanddogs.com

Just got an email today that we can now offer pet care insurance. So my prayer last week is answered.

If you (I mean your pet) needs this protection, don't hesitate to contact me. ;o)

Details to follow.

Today's Word of the Day: FLEXIBLE

I guess in order to serve in God's Kingdom you really have to be very flexible. And I mean VERY!

This morning I have no mental preparation (心理準備) to serve in Uncle Robert's funeral service held at church. But I did being called upon by the senior pastor to interpret for him (from Cantonese to English -- not my strongest skill which is the other way around).

While choosing today's attire before leaving home this morning, shirt and tie plus a 2-piece suit did come across my mind. However, I thought that might be too much as (1) I did not need to serve during the funeral service (or so I thought) and (2) today's weather might be too warm for me to wear that. Moreover (3) I do not like to wear business attire anyways!

So I thought about wearing a black golf shirt -- cool and presentable ...... but for a funeral service it would have been too casual.

As a result - a grey shirt, no tie and black pants as compromise. Not bad compromise (or so I thought!)

Arriving at church with a dire need of "bio-break" (hey, that's normal. I am only human!). Did my business, I came out of the boy's room and found myself in the middle of a tiny commotion. I was on the most wanted list during those minutes while I was in solitude.

The senior pastor wanted me to interpret for him (unplanned for) because there seemed to be a significant crowd of English speaking audience. Well, thanks to teamwork, in less than 5 minutes I was briefed about the outline of his sermon and thanks to Norman for loaning his nice tie to me. OK, we're in business.

Thank God that everything went smooth. It had been a glorious service. May His name be glorified.

And for me, lesson learned today: "SEMPER PARATUS" (隨時候命). I guess I should always put a sport jacket inside my car ... just in case I need to heed call again ... somewhere and some time down the road.

So help me God. ;o)

人若賺得全世界，賠上自己的生命，有什麼益處呢﹖人還能拿什麼換生命呢﹖

以上是馬太 16:26 的經節.

若是用路加 9:25 就更合適: "人若賺得全世界，卻喪了自己，賠上自己，有什麼益處呢﹖"

他真是喪了自己，賠上自己.

昨日收到舊同事的電郵, 說他因為大老闆被 "綠色公司" 請去中國而將會在下個月坐正, 到佢做阿 head.

入行 13 年, 由 agent 做起, 升上經理, 途中公司變動, 要另起爐灶, 一切由頭做起, 四巨頭在獅子旗下再造王國. 今日 "召", "送", "臨" 都相繼到 "綠色"的大中華區發展 (都是 "召" 穿針引線? 唔奇.) -- 可能下個變綠的係佢掛??

換轉舊時, 我應該會戥佢好開心: 睇住佢條 career path 大展鴻圖, 榮上加榮. 13 年, 今日終於做到大老闆. But, 換來的是甚麼呢?

美滿的家庭嗎? Nope (自己攞黎 ... 牛唔飲水唔"撼"得牛頭低)

健康的身體嗎? Nope (可能都係自己攞黎 ... 很多成功人仕的身體仍然健康)

今日, 我會戥佢開心, 不過唔係好開心果隻. 我會問上帝: 一個咁樣的人, 你仍然咁樣在仕途上捧佢上去. 但你話過: "伸冤在我．我必報應".

所以 regarding 佢 (同埋阿邊個)呢抬戲, 上帝作為編劇, 我會好有興趣繼續睇落去.

出牌了!

雖然個牌還未寄到公司, 但是今天下午去 RIBO 的 website 查閱, 已見到自己的名字經已刊登在 licensed brokers 的 area 裡了.

OK! 可以正式開始做埋 home, auto 同埋 commercial 了!

黃毓民棟篤串笑爆咀

聽足多倫多第一台指示, 今日下午六點前上電台付款取票. 見到阿黃, 暉哥, 小麗, Nobody 及木然, 照例又 "嗲" 了一陣.

跟我訂了飛而又未俾錢的, 我要學香港教育統籌局局長李國章的名句:

"I'll remember this. You'll pay!"

RHCBC - Springvale Branch - First Worship. April 15, 2007

Finally! Today's the day that we actualize the CP project. How exciting!

Most of the congregation came earlier than expected. This is good! And I really hope that punctuality (actually being early for church) will become our new church's culture!

Pastor Bernard brought us a huge urn of Tim's coffee. For our first CP worship, what a treat! But I really don't think we do not need this every Sunday as we will have tea during refreshment time.

But Tomas' idea (during lunch at the House of Lydia) is brilliant. Later we may want to have "coffee time" before praise and worship ... so everybody can be early!

The worship (and all the logistics) run very smooth this morning. Of course, as a debut there are things that we need to learn. There are certainly wrinkles that need to be ironed. Let's work together and make it happen!

Click here to see photos that I have taken.

White Easter

Green Christmas 2006 then White Easter 2007 ...... interesting! Somebody's going to blame global warming again......

Got a bad headache this morning and can't go to church for Easter service and also last Sunday service before we branch out. What a pity. With Tylenol Rapid Relief and a good cup of coffee, let's wait a bit and strive to come back to normal so that I can re-join life group this afternoon.

Speaking of this afternoon, all Leaf fans will be focusing onto a non-Leaf game: New York Islanders at New Jersey.

Although the Maple Leafs beat Montreal last night to knock them out of the play-off pursuit, the Isles still got one game left. If NY wins today, they will get the final play-off spot. The Leafs will clinch only if the Isles lost today.

Game time: 3:30pm (Eastern) on TSN.

A letter that has made my day.

Registered Insurance Brokers of Ontario

April 4, 2007

DEAR ... ,

We are pleased to inform you that you have successfully completed the Registered Brokers examination with the mark of 84% broken down as follows:

GENERAL (47): 40
HABITATIONAL (18): 16
TRAVEL HEALTH (5): 4
AUTOMOBILE (20): 16
CASE STUDY (10): 8

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Great! Thanks Don! You are the best!!

No April Fool

Haven't updated my blog for more than 2 weeks now. Have been busy preparing for the RIBO exam yesterday. Results won't be received, as per Don our instructor, for another 2 weeks. Yikes.... that's nail-biting!

A few thoughts on a few things:

1. Leafs: Why do they have to do this every year? Slumpping early in the season and then fighting as hard as they can in order to squeeze into the play-off? Why are Leaf fans (me included) keep criticizing the team, and then keep watching without failing?!!?

I guess we just live in Toronto and we are DIE HARD Leaf fans! LOL!!

2. Ontario Election: Just 6 months and a few days away. I can't wait to vote out the McWimpy government. Frank Klees appreciation event coming up this Wednesday night at the Premiere Ballroom. Can't wait to see Frank again and hopefully John Tory. Then I can have a nice photo with Mr. Tory and show it to Mrs. Cheng!

3. Need to develop a marketing plan (and consult Tiff too) for general insurance. But it can't be actualized until I know that I have passed yesterday's exam. That's why this 2 weeks can be edggy!

4. This Sony Ericsson W810i cell phone is amazing. There is so much fun with it! And the designers at SE are so thoughtful too. Last night I tried to set the alarm in order to wake up early this morning. And I found out that the alarm will still work even though I turn the phone off so that no calls will interrupt my sleep. Hey! I am sold for another SE phone a year or two down the road!

5. I hope that PDL will not become PKL. Looks like there aren't much support among the congregation. The project appears to be so pastoral-driven.

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Goodbye Telus ... Hello Rogers!

I did it this morning at the Rogers Plus store inside Yorkdale. Everything was smooth. Simon the manager was really helpful. I went in at 10:05am, came out at 10:30am with all the paperwork done and the new Sony Ericsson W810i in the box.

Went home afterwards to charge the phone. Got an SMS (by Rogers) around 11:35am that my old number (with Telus) has been "ported successfully and is now in operation".

Very smooth.

小心駕車, 小心過馬路

Click onto the photo and watch the video.

As a driver, make sure you do not run through the red light.

As a pedestrian, be careful when you cross the road! (Note: Pay special attention to that guy crossing the road)

This happened somewhere in the USA.

這是美國某城鎮路口處監視器所錄下的畫面

明天和意外哪一個會先到...

我自己也不知道!
雖然自己很小心......

但是偏偏總是別人不小心...
這樣意外的事件卻每天總是如此的不斷重複上演著....
明明是紅燈...

影片中的行人卻慢條斯理的過馬路...
與行人同方向疾駛的車輛則為闖紅燈違規行駛...

除了倒楣翻覆的車輛...請注意那個....行人